brandon: you know you’re going to go blind from staring at the computer all the time.
amber: oh yeah?
brandon: and I won’t be there when you’re old to change your diapers with your crappy vision
amber: where will you be?
brandon: i’ll be on the beach in tahiti with my 18yearold girlfriend with 20/20 vision
amber: is that so? and where will I be?
brandon: you’ll be somewhere staring at the wall trying to figure out why it won’t talk back to you.
translation: put the laptop away and watch The Office with me. :)